I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing
like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed
'What do you look for in a woman?' she asked.
'Her heart,' he said, leaning in close. 'And when I know it's mine to take, I head south.'
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants