I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

Aug 15 3:39 with 121,938 notes

'What do you look for in a woman?' she asked.

'Her heart,' he said, leaning in close. 'And when I know it's mine to take, I head south.'

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Aug 14 21:40 with 851 notes



I wanna slow fuck to this song so bad


Aug 09 20:38 with 846 notes
boom clap the sound of my ass

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Aug 09 3:07 with 40,442 notes


who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

Aug 09 3:03 with 502,740 notes
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