*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

Oct 16 23:22 with 62,272 notes


Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

Oct 16 0:19 with 231,828 notes
The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
― Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First  (via lunarveins)

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